http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23950374-5001026,00.html

(one of many links that picked up this story)

IT would take a lot of women a lifetime to get over George Clooney.

But star designer Christian Audigier says that when he saw Clooney’s ex just two weeks after the break up, she was just fine.

In fact, he said former cocktail waitress Sarah Larson is doing so well you wouldn’t even know she’d just split up Clooney, reports OK! Magazine.com

But Audigier said she was not a natural when she started posing in front of the camera on the first few days of her modelling shoot for the French designer.

He said the novice model found it difficult to smile and show off some attitude.

Sarah Larson and British actor Jason Statham were spotted having dinner together on Tuesday night in Las Vegas.

Larson, George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend and the new face of Christian Audigier’s upcoming line of couture dresses, was seated next to Statham at the new restaurant Simon at Palms Place.

Statham is in town to appear at a topping-off ceremony Wednesday for the Planet Hollywood Towers by Westgate.

Clooney and Larson, a Las Vegas model, split in May after a September-to-May relationship that included her attending the Oscars with him.

Statham has been directer Guy Ritchie’s favorite tough guy in a string of films. He has been working on “The Brazilian Job” with Charlize Theron and Mark Wahlberg, his co-stars in “The Italian Job.”

http://www.lvrj.com/columnists/normclarke/breaking_news/22803549.html?normBN=true

Darn the contract didn’t have free clothes clause!!! What type of employer is
Clooney!!!!

Here’s Sims, looks nothing like Aguero. I don’t see where George would be embarassed by her at all. It could be stretched to seem that they may have dated ( if you look at all of her credits) and they kept it personal and private. Or she was stalking George Clooney, showing up in three of his movies.

Funny thing is Clooney Studio would give out links to “employment opportunities” ( extras and what nots) for George’s films. It seems kind of odd to go out to NC for a film when you are based in CA. Or hell even to Vegas. The pay is only a few hundred bucks, hmmm, stalker or girlfriend ?

Trying to link Clooney and Sims is impossible, because he was linked to his blond co-star in the Good German. Dated Hatcher during the promotion of Good German, was linked to Aguero during Leatherheads and Talley in Ocean’s 13. I can’t see where whore George had time to fit her in. Maybe she’s a booty call. *shrugs* Her pay is her extra money!! LOL

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1909642/

Actually Aguero is going to be on a show called Duel Friday night on ABC.

Is Jennifer Sims the one?

I would have bought she was nasty to the staff and George kicked her out for that. She had no control over his finances, especially paying the staff.

Okay now, her 15 minutes of fame is on life support. Every time it flat lines, some new nonsense comes out and it is revived!!! *sigh* She’s not going away quietly. I guess she needs to get attention for July. Trust Camp Clooney will shut her down soon. Or maybe they planted the story to make her look bad, creating more reasons for people to dislike her and affect her “career”.

@new kid

I don’t think it was buyer’s remorse, that interview with the Daily Star, I think that was Camp Clooney letting her know they are in control. The Daily Star seem very George friendly (from the few articles I read), no way they are printing anything to make her look good. As I speculated earlier, that most of those “sources” in all those other magazines/tabloids, were probably her doing. They (the writers) took the pictures to prove that she actually was there and had given the interview, because they knew they would try to deny it. They made her look stupid. The writers probably thought they were getting an exclusive interview and she just gave sound bites. Dumb and Dumber (Kenya and Sarah) just got caught playing a stupid game.

Burn After Reading looks like it is going to be GREAT!!!! The preview showed a very funny movie. It received just as much laughter as Will Farrells preview for Step-Brother in the theatre I was in over the weekend. Burn’s jokes were more intelligent, compared to Will’s physical and slapstick brand of humor, but Burn still managed to get a lot of laughter out of the crowd. Funny thing, George Clooney is the star, but Brad Pitt is in most of the preview.

The comment from the blogger at celebitchy continues below:

Frankly it seems pretty clear to me that whatever ended George and Sarah’s relationship, I’ll bet it was an excuse. George Clooney does not date women long, and I’m sure he knew that if he went on much longer, he’d be expected to marry Sarah. The gossip was reaching a boiling point as it was.

I’m guessing he waited for the first thing she did wrong, and then gave Sarah the boot. A Clooney relationship isn’t a traditional one where the two people are partners who work together through issues. You get to date George – and he takes pretty good care of you, buying you new body parts and such – for a few months until he loses interest.

As soon as his relationship with Sarah deviated from his tried and true format, suddenly his entire identity was probably up in the air and he started looking for a way out. I wouldn’t be surprised if the actual dumping was because of something relatively trivial, though the idea that Sarah ever had enough control to influence his staff’s paychecks seems a little unlikely to me.

Either way, she set a Clooney relationship record, and she left with two lovely parting gifts.

When I read the last part I laughed so hard that I spit my drink all over my computer! LMAO

Everyone is still busy speculating over what went wrong between George Clooney and Sarah Larson. The two split up after a year together – absolutely beyond record length for a Clooney liaison. Before that, his longest – and I’m guessing deepest – relationship was with his pot bellied pig, Max. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has another theory as to what might have gone wrong, and according to him, Ms. Larson got a little too big for her britches in the Clooney household.

New clue in the intriguing mystery of why George Clooney abruptly dumped ex-cocktail waitress Sarah Larson - even after generously buying her new boobs and teeth! The bust-up occurred in part because risqué photos surfaced along with rumors of her fling with an old flame - plus sordid tales of her wild past that freaked Clooney out, as reported by The Enquirer - but here’s a tasty chunk of my very own prime gossip filet, folks:

Word’s just now drifting out from the star’s inner circle that Sarah, who once depended on tips herself as a scantily clad booze-server in Vegas, suddenly started acting like the future Missus Clooney around The Man’s household, cruelly ordering cutbacks to the hefty gratuities Generous George regularly lavishes on his personal staff.

For months, Clooney had no clue about Stingy Sarah’s sly cutbacks, but when worried staffers finally asked one of his higher-ups if the boss had trimmed everyone’s tips because he was unhappy with their work, the whistle finally blew loudly in the star’s ear and he went ballistic - raging that NO ONE had the right to counterman his orders! Just days after Clooney’s shocking discovery, it was suddenly “See ya, Sarah!”