Shiro Ameko! (White American)
18 06 2008-Dead C
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Tags : Culture, Culture Shock, D.W. Patton, Japan, Pachinko, racism, Social Commentary, Vinyl Bars
Categories : Notes From Japan
The Grey Market & The Online Digital Camera Hustle
15 05 2008

When I started MonsterFresh.com, I didn’t expect it to receive the amount of traffic that it did and I definitely didn’t expect it to arrive so quickly. I know that most people would view this as a positive dilema to be in, as do I, but I was left unprepared in a few areas. I am still trying to taper down the responsibilities that I have outside of the site and to lock down a consistent writing staff. Considering that I have been doing almost all of the writing, editing, photo imaging, research, etc. by myself lately, it has understandably affected the regularity of content. Fortunately, I am more concerned with consistency of quality, rather than with having a consistent amount of content. If that was my priority I could just swipe AP articles, turn MonsterFresh into a dump site for links, or, do what most of these internet “bloggers” do, which is take some bullshit photo of a celebrity from somewhere else and write a worthless dated comment underneath it. Trust me, I don’t handle the site the way that I do because I am unaware of the traffic possibilities of a site like I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? but, allow me to finally and clearly state my feelings officially: “As far as I am concerned, that site can suck the stripes off of a zebras cock.” I find staring at kitten calendar images and eating Nilla wafers in gem sweaters to have the same emotionally diluted creepiness of Misery’s Annie Wilkes and to be born of a perversion that parallels taking whip-its in a terry cloth bathrobe to nugget porn.
The main issue that I am currently concerned with trying to remedy for the site is technological. I tried to keep my life as low-tech as possible for years, and that’s part of why the internet medium and its possibilities are still fascinating to me. I always hope, especially with the interviews, that the following messages come through of, “We don’t do anything outside the realm of attainability. We don’t have any previous elite credentials. We don’t even have access to very high-tech equipment, but we do care about real interactions and in representing and in writing from viewpoints that the majority of readers aren’t already drowning in.” Sure its validating to try and successfully build a shelter out of gum wrappers and have it shield you from a tornado, but eventually you might want to get some fucking wood, maybe even a little paint, and throw something together that you don’t have to hot glue or duct tape every other day just to keep it functional. If I’m going to get photo passes for a Ween concert, I should be able to use that opportunity to get some choice shots fired off , if I want to throw it up on the site conveniently, I should have a decent digital camera, and, if I get a nice photo, I’m going to want the resolution to be good enough for me to be able to enlarge and mount the image. I knew that I would be receiving a $500 check in the mail soon and that I needed to utilize the opportunity to help step it up in the technology department. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags : consumer reports, D80, deals, Digital Camera, DSLR, Fraud, Gray Market, Internet, NIKON, photography, PSA, Scams
Categories : PSA, Reviews, Technology, The Web, art
Songs of Pain: Daniel Johnston Interview
25 04 2008
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Tags : art, Austin, Daniel Johnston, Documentaries, Film, Interviews, Jad Fair, Lo-Fi, Manic Depression, Music, Neumos, rock and roll, Satan, Sonic Youth, The Butthole Surfers, The Devil and Daniel Johnston
Categories : Film, Interviews, Music, art
Mitch Hedberg: Comedy & Tragedy
1 04 2008

You may have heard of Mitch Hedberg. It seems now as though lots of people have. Hedberg’s comedy is like most great secrets: if it’s great enough, eventually every body will find out about it but, quite often, not until it’s far too late to do anything about it.
Mitch died on March 29, 2005 with cocaine and heroin in his system. He would have turned 40 years old just this last February. It wasn’t until a couple of days afterwards, April 1st or so, that I found out about his death and I immediately called my friend Jeremy who was also a fan of his. After looking into it a bit more, Jeremy informed me that there was some speculation that the whole situation could possibly just be a prank because of its timing with April Fools Day. I knew that the only similarity to the news about Hedberg’s death and some Andy Kaufman-esqe scheme, is that they were both actually dead. I had met Mitch Hedberg twice before and his death and, although it was beyond incredibly tragic and unfortunate, it did not come as a shock in the slightest. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags : Comedians, Comedy, Demetri Martin, Drugs Abuse, Mitch Hedberg, Standup, Steven Wright
Categories : Comedy, PSA, Reviews, art
Wesley Willis’s Joyrides: Songs about Beastiality & Real Life
29 03 2008

Either you know who Wesley Willis was, or you don’t. Maybe one of your friends told you about him, describing him as a “street-musician,” “schizophrenic,” or perhaps they even attempted to convey some sort of sample lyric from one of his songs. But you can’t know who Welsey Willis is until you have heard one of his songs and, after that, the name tends to stick.
I first heard about Wesley through my friend Aaron. He told me a story about some friends of his who had given Wesley a ride from a music festival in Minnesota back to his home town of Chicago. What I gathered from his story was that Wesley Willis was a 300+ lb. schizophrenic homeless man from Chicago who writes songs with amusing titles and lyrics (i.e. – “Suck A Cheetah’s Dick”). I was intrigued, but the force of Willis’ impact did not reach full until I was actually played a few songs. “Chronic Schizophrenia”, “Rock & Roll McDonalds”, and “Outburst” all sounded the same, covered similar themes, and typified Willis’ stream-of-consciousness-rambling-verse followed by chanting-repetitive-chorus followed back into, stream-of-consciousness-rambling-verse style. I was immediately smitten. As were a number of us.
Sure, the irony might be lost on the numbest American drones, but those assholes don’t read MosterFresh.com (unless they’re visiting to read about Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s latest girl-toy). But the irony that has become a religion for my generation, as well as next week’s, is embodied in Willis’ music. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags : Alternative Tentacles, art, chicago, Documentaries, Film, Musci, Reviews, Rock & Roll, Schizophrenia, Wesley Willis, Wesley Willis's Joyrides
Categories : Film, Music, PSA, Reviews, art
Dawson’s Crack (Interview w/Kimya Dawson)
19 03 2008

The timing and content has been a bit erratic here on MonsterFresh.com, especially as of late, but that is primarily due to its organic development. I use the term “organic” in much the same way that a crop yield can be affected by the refusal to utilize outside elements that, although have the ability to stimulate growth, will also undoubtedly effect the natural composition of things. I only mention this because Kimya Dawson was actually one of the first interviews that I thought to have when I started this website.
I spoke with her at a show in November, but mostly just about Olympia, Wa (Kimya lived in Oly during the 90’s, I lived there from 2000-’06 and then she moved back after I had left) She did, however, mention that some of her music was used to make up the soundtrack to a small indie film that was coming out called JUNO. I recalled seeing a trailer for it before The Darjeeling Limited, and that was that.
Jump to a couple of months into the future and JUNO is already an Oscar contender and the soundtrack, which is composed almost entirely of Dawson’s solo work and other projects (The Moldy Peaches & Antsy Pants) becomes the #1 selling album Nationally. Kimya’s schedule these days is hectic. She tours with her family (husband/musician Angelo Spencer and their daughter Panda) and actually lists the days in which she is NOT doing a performance. Fortunately for us, she played a benefit show in Seattle on March 1st for HollowEarthRadio.com, of which my friend DJ Knucklesupper hosts his own show. She was kind enough to meet with me before her performance so that the interview could finally come to fruition. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags : Anti-Folk, Antsy Pants, Barbara Walters, Brooklyn, Ellen Page, JUNO, K Records, Kimya Dawson, Music, Olympia, Punk, Soundtracks, The Moldy Peaches, The View
Categories : Film, Interviews, Music
Video of the Month (March ‘08)
10 03 2008The site has been on hiatus for a minute but somehow the hits are still blowing through the roof so we appreciate the support. There is a lot of content on the way so don’t worry. For now we wanted to provide you with a new video of the month that we love like a bastard son who stole from us on Christmas and never calls. This is a live performance by a Norwegian trio called Hurra Torpedo covering the Bonnie Tyler classic Total Eclipse of the Heart. For those who don’t know, Max Weinberg was the original drummer on the studio version of that track, but we think that Hurra Torpedo does a more than adequate job with the percussion re-arrangements. Peep game fools!
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Tags : appliances, bonnie tyler, destruction, hurra torpedo, max weinberg, noise bands, norwegian, rock music
Categories : Global Destruction, Music, Technology, The Web, V.O.T.M.
The Name of da Game is Slang
19 01 2008

A kind of Lot Dictionary, where all the words sound like they end in the letter “Y”
My friend Sleepy Matt and I were talking about the ridiculous amount of code words, nicknames, or special dialect that tours kids communicate with. I was telling him that I might be out of the lingo loop these days, but I was sure I could pull together a few words. Once I got started on this, it really didn’t have an end. A couple of my other friends also helped me out on this – Conbot and Genius (Dead C) – so I have to give credit where credit is due. With times always a changing, this is almost an implacable task. So, we decided to try and compile a list of words ending in the sound of “Y” that you will hear when you go to a super phat, heady, double terminated, enhydro, triple encrusted, ethereal show, brah.
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Tags : angelina jolie, apple, britney spears, concerts, Disney, ethereal, festivals, golf, grateful dead, heady, heath ledger, lingo, lot, naruto, ninjas, pamela anderson, paris hilton, Phish, poker, Porn, terminology, you tube
Categories : Atlanta, Global Destruction, Music, Reviews, art
Rethinking the Process (Daedelus Interviewed)
7 12 2007

Daedelus keeps himself busy. Since 2001, the Los Angeles-based producer has released albums on underground hip-hop labels Plug Research, Mush, and Alphapup, experimental techno label Phthalo, German label Laboratory Instinct, and the prolific underground electronica giant Ninja Tune, amongst others. In 2003, he collaborated with LA underground MCs Busdriver and Radioinactive for the childrens’ album-soaked “The Weather,” (Mush) only to release a completely reconstructed instrumental version later that year. Upcoming projects include collaboration with his wife, Laura Darlington, a second collaboration with Los Angeles’ DJ Frosty (after 2003’s marine-inspired “Dreams of Water Themes“), and a full-length album for Ninja Tune. And hot off the presses are the “Fair Weather Friends” EP (Ninja Tune) and “Live At The Low End Theory” (Mush) from LA’s new weekly home for underground hip-hop.
I caught up with Daedelus on a recent tour with Busdriver and Antimc at The Great American Music Hall, possibly San Francisco’s best-sounding small venue. Here’s what he had to say about creating music, distributing music, and, well, music. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags : Alfred Darling, Alpha Pup, Busdriver, Daedelus, Djs, Electronica, Hip Hop, Interviews, MF Doom, Monome, Mush Records, Music, Ninjatune, Plug Research
Categories : Interviews, Music, Technology, The Web, art
Hella WEEN (Live / La Cucaracha)
1 12 2007

I don’t think that I will ever forget the first time that I listened to the band WEEN. I was in the back of a white 1980 Datsun 210 sedan with soft light blue interior. I had recently ingested a plus-size hooker’s corpse-load of cubensis and, being inexperienced at the time, I was downing fistfuls of them like I was going head to head with Takeru Kobayashi at the Nathan’s on Coney Island. Someone popped in a cd of Pure Guava and I was mesmerized. Something about the sound spoke to me by emmiting 2 different, almost contradictory, vibes (sorry for lack of a better word but my mind had sizzling pop-rocks in it). Part of the feeling that album seemed to give off said, “We love what we are doing, we care about this music, this is how we make our art, and we are giving it every thing we have!” while the rest of it said to me, “Bloody cock! We don’t even shit a fuck! Lets steal your dad’s porn, drink his booze, tape ourselves rocking, and then set a golfcart on fire and push it into the country club lake” and ”Hey! Did you find my tape in my room?! Turn it off and give it back, dick!“ Like I said, it spoke volumes to my teenage ears and its message was delivered with the fury of a taco truck burrito.
The first time that I ever saw WEEN was in 2000 at the Showbox in Seattle. I was tired of people flaking out at the last minute so I took a 4 hr bus ride from Olympia to get to the show by myself. I was trying to “miracle” a free kick down ticket from someone outside but, at first, all that I got was a Big Gulp full of Bourbon and Pepsi and a “Good Luck” here and there. I finally got a ticket and, as I watched the show, I had to avoid slipping on the Heineken bottles strewn across the venue floor. The show was amazing and bizarre. Some drunk broad hopped on stage and Gene waved security away to let her sing with them and, when they played Baby Bitch, sorority girls were singing along to lyrics like “Fuck you, you stinkin’ ass ho” while swaying their heads side to side with their eyes closed like it was one of Michael Bolton’s “greatest hits“.
Ween is currently touring for their latest release La Cucaracha (Rounder/Chocodog) and I was able to catch their most recent show in Seattle and to have a copy of the album sent to me to peep out for a review. I have a quite a few opinions about each. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags : concert reviews, La cucaracha, live music, Moistboyz, Music, Paramount Theater, Reviews, rock music, Seattle, Ween
Categories : Global Destruction, Music, Reviews
